I Hate Nerys Hughes [Back in the D.H.S.S.]
Saturday, 6 October 2007
St. Vitus came to my town and visited the cemetery
The dead got up and everything became one big cocophony
They all went down the social and they claimed their supplementary
And all the necrophiliacs were walking round in misery
The rattling mass of calcium went shopping in the superstore
Careering down the aisles like one big psychopathic carnivore
The shelf-stacker’s work of art in ecstacy crashed to the floor
And meanwhile the saint was going crazy at the fire door
Ah, the beautiful, sparkling healthy spa water of Bath<, in Avon
I hate Nerys Hughes (x4)
Notes taken from www.hmhb.co.uk
Nerys Hughes "Star" of The Liver Birds and The District Nurse.
St. Vitus St. Vitus Dance is a disease where the sufferer shakes and so seem to dance.
Social, Supplementary The Dept. of Health and Social Security, Supplementary Benefit - dosh given by the DHSS to unemployed people without sufficient National Insurance contributions. Then renamed Income Support, and now lumped with Unemployment Benefit into Jobseeker's Allowance.
Bath Spa town - was in the now defunct county of Avon. Now resides in the informatively named district of Bath and North-East Somerset. The beautiful healthy bath water of Spa isn't bad either.