Half Man, Half Biscuit - Half Hearted

A collection of song lyrics from HMHB

Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus [Back in the D.H.S.S.]

Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus [Back in the D.H.S.S.]
Saturday, 6 October 2007

Oh I was walking round my local store
I was searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
On seeing who it was I gave a cry
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus”

Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
When all at once she saw her husband Mark
Well he was with a man down by the stream
So Jane and baby both began to scream
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus”

Oh as the train pulled into platform three
I looked around for my best girl to see
As she disembarked I didn’t seem to care
Cos someone passed who made me stop and stare

Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania
Johnny looks out of his bedroom window and
Shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus”

Notes taken from www.hmhb.co.uk

Lenor Fabric conditioner.

Fred Titmus England bowler and ex-England selector, slightly deficient in the toe department. Has played first class cricket in five decades (1949-82), probably unique, post-war.

Dracula Gary Oldman, I think.

Transylvania Gary's locale in L.A. Or perhaps it's in Romania….

Stevie Nicks Singer with Fleetwood Mac. Oh DIE you old hippy scum.