Them's the Vagaries [Cammel Laird Social Club]
Wednesday, 20 June 2007
You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently
Those corporate stunt shows you attend you’ll never get us back again
Say!
Hello spinal curvature
Get used to the mirthless furniture
Now we’ve kissed I’ve written this list
I thought you ought to know
Them’s the vagaries
Well I’ll not sit backwards on the train
I can’t say I’ll always flush the chain
And what I call pleasure you may call pain
I’m talking five day tests
Prepare to lose you dignity
As I ride to victory
Down the aisles at Tesco
Wearing nothing much at all
Ancient pack-horse bridges we’ll avoid
Marijuana bores must be destroyed
Bin men thin men lexicographers
Squid yes not so octopus
Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June
I simply won’t be there
No way joke shop excrement
Don’t say the light show’s excellent
It makes you smell like a laboratory instead of a
Fan of the band
Them’s the vagaries
Oh Brit Pop turquoise chips with apricot
Sheepskin nose-bands kids in Aldershot
You point to cages in my yard and you ask:
What are them things there?
Them’s the aviaries [x several]
And I’ve been saving these
Things just for you
And now the notes taken from www.hmhb.co.uk
Five day Tests international cricket matches which these days finish on the fourth afternoon (especially when Australia are one of the participants).