Bogus Official [Achtung Bono]
Thursday, 21 June 2007
I'm the man that you need on the day that it rains
I'm the wiser advisor on Capital Gains
I'm the low life pretending to look at your drains
I'm a bogus official
Don't let me in
I'm the police I'm the clergy
I'm Measures and Weights
I'm the chap doing the survey on alley gates
I need to know where you'll be on the following dates
'Cos I'm a bogus official
Nice dress
Courteous friendly jolly and fat
With a smile saying look I know it's under the mat
I don't give a fuck about your missing cat
"B" "O" "G" "U" "S" Official